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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:02:13:18.78
 "The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected" - Confessions Of A Dirty-Assed DV Listener
00:09:31:09.49
 Chris Chan Loves Indian Food / May Have A Little Black In Him
00:12:23:15.61
 King Cobra Crashes Bike And Concocts Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages
00:15:17:04.60
 Colors Continue To Trigger Idiots - Does McDonalds Wrapper Prove They Support Israel?
00:22:39:14.42
 Man Getting Arrested Poops His Pants
00:24:34:21.10
Brother / Sister Political Fight Turns Into Domestic Violence 911 Call / Body Cam Video
00:32:22:01.22
 Sign Up For The Sideshow!
00:33:53:11.55
 Ordering Food That McDonalds Doesn't Sell
00:39:16:11.18
 Trivia Night Ruined By Hitler 
00:44:40:17.33
 Skeleton Strip Scene
00:47:29:04.63
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:01:48:12.19
 Support Your Favorite War Team With Stylish Apparel
00:11:12:24.40
 Youtube News Channel Anounces Death Of Very Alive Celebrities
00:13:25:07.29
 Getting Off To A Little Drowning Play
00:14:41:07.11
 Angry Cam Whore Screaming Because She Isn't Making Enough
00:17:39:00.06
 Glutton Slob Eats Roast Beed And Demeans Twinks
00:22:40:06.54
 Tony's Cat Is Being Chokes By The Satellite Man
00:25:47:05.64
 A Poorly Times Prophetic Vision
00:31:18:10.20
 Become A Card Carrying Sideshow Member!
00:32:34:16.29
 A Reality Renovation Home Makeover / Murder
00:41:36:01.04
 An Overused Sex Doll Meets Its Demise
00:44:35:23.10
 Faking Heart Attacks For The Free Meals
00:47:31:15.67
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
Links:
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Sam Elliot Is Dead! But Not Really - Celebrity Youtbe Death News Channel
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On Today's Show:
It's time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I'll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I'll see you in a bit.
 
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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:01:52:19.67
 Oh God, He's Back - Chrischan Returns
00:18:17:17.45
 Another Tour Of A Gamer's Roach Infested Bedroom
00:21:30:00.79
 Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer
00:29:05:22.50
 Sigh Up For The Sideshow!
00:30:56:23.66
 Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal
00:36:55:21.68
 Another Bowel Movement Mishap Grounds An Airplane
00:40:53:01.63
 Making Your Freakish Double Pussy Work For You
00:44:52:11.23
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
Links:
Chris Chan's Newest Video
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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:02:08:00.61
 The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker!
00:09:08:15.22
The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023
00:17:14:04.02
 Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security
00:22:30:04.08
 MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers
00:27:36:19.75
 Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story
00:33:31:01.63
 Sign Up For The Sideshow
00:35:11:19.50
 City Council Meeting Gets Overrun By Racist AI Bots
00:38:49:11.15
 The Powerball Lottery Conspiracy Theory
00:41:59:22.36
 Church Pastor's Holy Herpes
00:46:25:16.43
Voicemails: 206-666-4463
Links:
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Sphincter Envy's Youtube Channel
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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:02:44:20.47
 Vegans Vs. Meat Loving Redneck
00:10:58:12.17
 A Humiliation Pig Wants You 
00:13:43:13.49
 Verbal Raceplay In A Variety Of Configurations
00:20:40:19.30
 Turning To Social Media To Figure Out This Whole Mideast Stuff
00:23:13:13.42
 Youtard King Cobra Has An Opinion On International Events
00:24:46:00.00
 Youtard Eats Microwaved Cheese As A Meal
00:27:52:22.38
 Support Distorted View - Become A Member Of The Sideshow!
00:30:05:01.33
 Judge Texts Snarky Comments About Court Case To Bestie Bailiff
00:34:59:10.37
 Man Strips Down To Crop Top At School Board Meeting
00:38:51:15.38
 Bleaching Penises Into The Sides Of Livestock
00:43:03:12.57
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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:02:08:09.77
 Explain The Mideast Crisis To Me Like I'm An Idiot, Because I'm An Idiot
00:04:52:03.30
 Eating A Poop Wrap On Live Stream
00:08:34:15.68
 Oops He Did It Again - This Time Livestream Eats A Dog Shit Sandwich
00:15:20:00.28
 Police Woman Covers Ring Doorbell Camera Lens, All Hell Breaks Out
00:20:04:07.29
Galileo2333 Reacts To Anti-Pedo Videos
00:23:34:21.34
 It's Gluten Free Bitch Vs. Cashier Cunt At The Jersey Mike Sub Shop
00:29:18:03.45
 Sign Up For The Sideshow!
00:31:14:20.73
 The Sound Of Climate Change Believers Being Blown Away
00:35:58:14.02
 Hotdog Missiles Of Death Raining Down At A Florida Gas Station
00:39:14:17.62
 Winnie The Pooh's Killing Spree Screened For Kids
00:43:59:19.19
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On Today's Show:
00:00:00:00.00
 Introduction
00:02:03:22.67
 It's Double Dumb Holiday Here In 'Merica
00:05:30:23.65
 Gays Lying About Their Love For The Taste Of Semen
00:10:31:16.00
 Problem Child Kicked Off The Bus And Fighting His Way Back On
00:13:47:20.12
10 Year Old Christian Anti-Trans Rapper
00:20:33:12.05
 Sign Up For The Sideshow!
00:22:32:20.50
 AI Chatbot Girlfriend Was Very Supportive Of Man's Assination Plans
00:28:40:16.60
 Amish Mobile Phone Users Busted By Emergency Test
00:33:03:18.53
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