Episodes
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
🎧 Episode Summary
A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block.
🔥 Episode Highlights
Mead Skelton gets the supercut treatment, with Tim tallying up an absolutely deranged number of “yeahs” from Mead’s latest livestream. Somewhere north of 40, plus bonus “I’m like a horsey” energy.
A televised tennis match gets hijacked by the unmistakable sound of someone getting thoroughly railed in a nearby apartment, confusing commentators and improving the broadcast.
A self-styled doctor of physical therapy explains how sticking a finger in your butt can help you poop, then somehow makes it weirder with cow noises, jaw positioning, and a suspiciously cheap poop course.
Pastor Manning returns to call Melania Trump one of Jeffrey Epstein’s “whores,” because apparently this is what sermons look like now.
🐴 Mead Corner
The Sideshow fallout continues as Tim revisits Mead’s livestream and condenses it into its purest form: “yeah, yeah, yeah”, random anti-gay panic, and horse-adjacent stupidity.
“Get That Thing Away From Me, I’m Straight” remains one of Mead’s most unintentionally revealing song titles, especially when paired with all the breathy affirmations and weird lunch-date lyrics.
Tim reminds us that Mead is a communications major who thinks math is a “girly subject,” which honestly explains a lot.
🎾 Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting
A pro tennis match is interrupted by loud moaning from across the water, with commentators desperately trying to pretend it might be a phone ringtone.
It is very much not a phone ringtone.
The players hear it, the crowd hears it, and Tim decides the unseen apartment action probably made for better viewing than the actual tennis.
🐕 Trashy People, Trashier Explanations
A woman loses her mind after someone reports her dogs being left alone in a dog park, responding with a profanity-laced parking lot video and the phrase “Muslim faggot boy” like she’s trying to speedrun unemployment.
She insists she’s only a few feet away in her truck doing job training, which somehow gets worse when she reveals the dogs also live in the truck.
Tim correctly identifies her as both the problem and, against all common sense, kind of his type.
🚽 Medical Advice From the Toilet Dimension
Dr. Inez Gonzalez, who is not that kind of doctor, explains “digital stimulation” for bowel movements and sends the segment directly into nightmare territory.
The lesson includes sticking things in your butt, buying a $12 poop course, adjusting your jaw, and making cow sounds on the toilet for the “best poop of your life.”
Tim remains skeptical that licensed professionals should be out here teaching people how to moo their turds loose.
⛪ Pastor Manning’s Gossip Pulpit
Pastor Manning weighs in on Melania Trump and Jeffrey Epstein with the delicacy of a drunken guy shouting outside a bus station.
He flat-out says Melania was one of Epstein’s girls and dares anyone to sue him if it isn’t true.
Tim piles on with Stormy Daniels talk, misshapen presidential anatomy, and the general observation that modern pastors are saying some truly wild garbage.
🗞️ Distorted News
New Zealand birthday party horror: Three women go on trial after allegedly using sex toys, lube, and mascara on an unconscious man during a “Dirty 30” party. The defense says it was a prank. The photos say otherwise.
Amazon whippet lawsuit: A man claims he suffered neurological damage after buying nitrous oxide canisters on Amazon and inhaling them recreationally. The lawsuit argues Amazon knew exactly what people were doing with them.
Tim wonders whether Amazon should’ve just bundled the nitrous with B12 vitamins and called it a day.
📞 Listener Freakouts and Voicemails
One caller is still furious about the annoying asexual twins and would very much like them banished from the show forever.
Another listener confronts a woman for leaving a dog in a hot car and gets screamed at for the trouble, because apparently basic concern now counts as a hate crime.
A caller reports possible tuberculosis, which sends Tim into a brief spiral over losing listeners to nineteenth-century diseases.
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Monday Apr 20, 2026
Monday Apr 20, 2026
🎧 Episode Summary
Monday’s show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy’s customer who never did get her precious biggie bag.
🔥 Episode Highlights
DV listener Anthony sponsors the show on what is either his actual wedding day or some extremely confusing anniversary, and Tim immediately turns the whole thing into a honeymoon invitation for himself.
Pastor Manning comes in hot, furious at Mamdani, Al Sharpton, Trump, Iran, MAGA, and apparently every white guy in a pickup truck with a dog.
Katie Souza returns with an all-timer, claiming she physically fought off an astral-projecting warlock using a glowing knife made of light.
A Wendy’s meltdown escalates from missing food to DUI charges, suspended-license problems, and a woman insisting the employee was “sucking dick” instead of assembling her order.
🎶 Opening Chaos
The show kicks off with a gloriously cursed Barry White outtake reel, featuring repeated breakdowns, profanity, and a man who clearly wanted no part of reading that copy.
The sponsorship intro also brings the usual tasteful DV energy, including warnings about AIDS, feces, and asshole dilation, because of course it does.
⛪ Angry Preachers and Energy Weapons
Pastor Manning accuses Mamdani of learning how to “pimp black people,” trashes Al Sharpton, and sounds deeply wounded that someone else apparently got his old church building and the money that came with it.
His anti-Trump rant goes fully off-road, with bonus attacks on Pete Hegseth, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, and the broader MAGA species.
Katie Souza, prophetess of absolute nonsense, claims witches were circling her house while a warlock astral-projected into her room for a knife fight.
The best part, naturally, is that the knife was made of light, the warlock got stabbed in the chest, and Katie woke up with bruises, which somehow proves the whole thing was real.
🍔 Fast Food Hellscape
A woman storms a Wendy’s demanding her missing biggie bag, screaming that an employee is “genuinely sucking dick” instead of doing his job.
Her story gets shakier by the second, especially after witnesses say she never paid, was blaring the horn in the drive-thru, and looked like she was about to drive her truck into something.
The police body cam footage turns into a full DV symphony of slurring, contradictions, insults, and one very strong possibility that she simply imagined the order ever existed.
She winds up charged with DUI, obstructing justice, disorderly conduct, and driving with a suspended license, all over a meal that costs about four bucks.
🗞️ Distorted News
A Minnesota Teacher of the Year finalist withdraws after old photos from a leather contest surface online, featuring bondage gear, suggestive farm-themed signage, and enough gay-bar chaos to end a school district career.
In California, a trio of genius criminals get busted for allegedly damaging luxury cars while dressed in a bear costume, then filing insurance claims and hoping nobody would notice the “bear” was weirdly human-shaped.
An Ohio welfare check ends with a 91-year-old woman found perfectly safe, just too locked into a dumb little mobile bubble game to notice calls, police, or the panic unfolding around her.
📞 Listener Interaction
The For Harry Cunt line delivers its usual bouquet of depravity, including a horrifying foot-skin photo that Tim threatens to punish with partial doxxing.
A listener asks about the origin of the beloved “We’re Going to Texas” clip, leading to a mini-history lesson on How’s Your News?
Cincinnati food guidance is dispensed to a visiting freak, with Tim strongly recommending Skyline Chili if you want the true local experience and possible gastrointestinal regret.
The ongoing Lord Douche mug saga continues, now with smart mug suggestions, Costco talk, and the grim realization that no one truly knows what that man will tolerate in a cup.
☎️ Voicemails and Freak Business
Sebastian of the Eggcast threatens legal action over egg-podcast territory, which honestly feels like a feud that should be happening.
One caller explains ADHD as being so good at hiding things that you only hide them from yourself, which is unfortunately relatable.
A freak recommends an uncensored AI chatbot for all your cursed conversational needs, while another asks Tim whether he prefers weed strains, only to get a firm endorsement of meth as a joke answer.
DJC checks in from the “Tesla of obesity,” furious at the idea that Mead might somehow get access to Ozempic first.
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Friday Apr 17, 2026
Friday Apr 17, 2026
🎧 Episode Summary
Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, normal end to the week.
🔥 Episode Highlights
62 million visits to a filthy porn site somehow get rebranded online as 62 million American men attending rape school, because no one can read and everyone wants the scariest version of the headline.
Tim imagines Rape Academy as a deranged 1980s sex-pest comedy, complete with hijinks, roofies, and a theme song that absolutely should not be as catchy as it is.
Goon Dad enters the scene with race-play, dad-domination, tiny penis encouragement, and enough whispered depravity to make everyone involved need therapy.
Lesbian Simulator arrives in virtual reality so straight people can apparently do homework about queer identity while earning carabiners in a stylized neon dyke universe.
Texas cops allegedly kept a private prostitution pipeline running for years, proving once again that some people will absolutely never arrest the guy paying for the service.
🎶 Opening Chaos
The show opens with an old-school panic reel about children drifting toward Satanism, complete with chanting, rock music, black magic, and the horrifying gateway drug known as meditation.
A little devil-woman cheese carries us into the program before Tim gets right to work tearing apart the internet’s latest reading-comprehension disaster.
🧠 Internet Panic & Rape Academy Math
People online lose their minds over claims that 62 million American men visited an online rape academy, when the actual article was talking about 62 million site visits to motherless.com, a much grosser but very different thing.
The real story involves creepy “sleep content”, user-uploaded porn, and online spaces where predators swap tips, not an actual diploma mill handing out rape certificates.
Tim’s bigger point, buried under all the screaming, is that mangling real reporting into social media sludge makes actual abuse harder to talk about without sounding like a complete idiot.
📺 Porn Goblins & Virtual Identity Homework
Goon Dad offers a premium catalog of audio filth for listeners who want racist domination fantasies, giant white-man worship, stinky father-son roleplay, and affirmations for “your perfect tiny little pee-pee.”
One particularly cursed clip features dad coaching his son through micropenis insecurity with a level of warmth that should probably trigger several investigations.
Lesbian Simulator gets the full side-eye as a Quest VR experience where players explore lesbian life, coming out, dating, and self-discovery in what sounds suspiciously like edutainment with flannel energy.
Tim remains unconvinced that straight men need a headset to figure out whether they like pussy, but appreciates the game’s commitment to turning identity into what feels a lot like social studies homework.
🗞️ Distorted News
Jada Pinkett Smith resurfaces to explain, once again, that publicly discussing her affair was somehow an act of love and protection toward Will Smith, who continues to suffer simply by being attached to this woman.
The latest confession conveniently coincides with more memoir promotion, because every emotional wound in that marriage apparently doubles as marketing copy.
In Godley, Texas, a husband-and-wife duo allegedly ran a long-term prostitution operation that catered to local police officers, because the easiest way to avoid getting busted is apparently to make the law your client base.
Ashley Ketcherside, who denied being involved despite prior prostitution convictions and rates allegedly reaching $1,000 an hour, is now facing racketeering charges alongside her husband.
The whole thing gets even filthier with burner phones, corruption probes, blackmail-worthy intel, and the realization that the city’s sex-education committee once had a former hooker helping shape the curriculum.
📞 Listener Interaction
DJC sends love for the April Fool’s musical episode and reminds everyone that Unicorn Hamster remains a disgrace for rage-quitting five minutes in.
A listener checks in with a school-name horror show: Q-U-R apostrophe R-I-S-M-A, which is somehow supposed to be pronounced Charisma.
Someone texts in a photo-related public service announcement about self-sucking, confirming that if you manage to blow yourself, the experience apparently feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
Sneezy Anus drops a space-sex fact, reminding everyone that in zero gravity, reverse cowgirl and doggy style are basically the same thing.
Fraud, waste, and abuse returns as a sex term, now with a proper explanation involving old women, wrecked pussy, and Medicare-adjacent disgust.
Unicorn Hamster checks in from the toilet to explain that his recent anger may be the result of a prolonged good pussy drought.
Solid gently advises Tim that it may once again be time to shave the pubes.
A Jewish listener confirms that all roads eventually lead back to gallbladders, while another caller dreams of a coked-up White House brawl featuring every adult presidential child in America.
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Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
🎧 Episode Summary
Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy.
🔥 Episode Highlights
Autigender has entered the chat: Tim tries to make sense of the claim that autism can shape gender so deeply it becomes its own identity, and is, let’s say, not exactly sold on the concept.
The asexual twins arrive in stereo: two sisters come out as ace and aromantic in perfect matching voices, prompting a whole derail into daddy issues, dry pussies, and whether asexuality is orientation, trauma response, or just a brutal lack of interest in everybody.
Pilot cat radio: a bizarre clip of commercial pilots allegedly meowing over a monitored frequency leads to questions about aviation professionalism and how common airborne kitty noises really are.
Milwaukee flatbed nightmare: body cam footage captures a cop hanging off the side of a moving truck, screaming threats, getting dragged through the street, and eventually shooting the driver after a completely recoculous chase.
🧠 New Identities, Same Old Nonsense
Autigender / autismgender: a TikTok lecture claims autism and gender are so intertwined that a separate label is needed. Tim responds with the obvious question, what the hell does that actually mean in practice?
Tumblr strikes again: the fact that autigender was coined in 2014 on Tumblr does not exactly help its credibility around here.
Gender binary, fidget spinner edition: one clip spirals into neurodivergence, social constructs, and why being shaped by life experience apparently now means inventing a whole new category for your crotch politics.
💔 No Sex, No Thanks
The asexual twins’ big reveal: a pair of identical sisters explain what it was like coming out as ace and aro, including confused relatives, a gay couple who told them they’d “get over it,” and an absentee dad barging back into the narrative like a trauma jump scare.
Dad likes to eat pussy: one of the more cursed side details in the episode, courtesy of a misunderstood text and far too much family oversharing.
Tim demands answers: if you’re asexual, apparently the voicemail line is now your chance to justify your existence and explain why your loins remain permanently closed for business.
✈️ Meow Meow Motherfucker
Pilots on guard frequency: a viral audio clip features airborne meowing, an irritated voice telling them to be professional, and a rabbit hole into whether this is fake, common, or just what happens when pilots get bored enough to become cats.
Regional jet shame: one of the meowers gets hit with an insult about still flying RJ, because even in the sky there’s apparently petty little hierarchy drama.
🚓 Body Cam Bedlam
Flatbed rodeo: police approach a parole violator, the truck takes off, and one officer decides the smart move is to cling to the passenger side while yelling increasingly panicked obscenities.
“Stop, motherfucker!” what begins as calm cop voice quickly devolves into roller-coaster terror as the officer gets dragged block after block with his gun shoved through the window.
Eventually, bullets: the truck finally stops, the driver gets shot, and everyone involved somehow manages to make an already disastrous situation worse.
🗞️ Distorted News
Michigan middle finger monument: a Detroit strip club owner erects a 12-foot bronze middle finger aimed at property connected to his ex-wife and her new guy, because healthy closure is for cowards.
Maine murder horror show: a man confesses at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting that he beat, stabbed, dismembered, and burned his neighbor, then keeps volunteering more details like he’s workshopping the crime for true crime TikTok.
Magic mushrooms and backyard butchery: the suspect allegedly blames demons, psilocybin, and general insanity after turning a neighbor dispute into a chainsaw-and-fire-pit nightmare.
📞 Listener Interaction / Voicemails
KFC relapse report: Tim gets congratulated on his weight loss and then immediately tells a horrifying story about blowing his progress on a botched KFC order, eating everything anyway, and trying to reason his way through the aftermath.
Does the dick look bigger? apparently yes, now that the pubic puff has retreated and more of the equipment has been liberated.
Clorox calls for Mead: a bleach deity leaves a voicemail declaring itself Mead Skelton’s one true god and demanding worship in the most chemically romantic way possible.
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Monday Apr 13, 2026
Monday Apr 13, 2026
🎧 Episode Summary
Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff interrupted by a horny cop on a dating app, and enough egg talk to make breakfast feel like a threat.
🔥 Episode Highlights
Death fat becomes the phrase of the day, because apparently body-positivity can still spawn language so brutal it circles back around to funny.
Mead Skelton drops a Perez Hilton update, which gives Tim another excuse to roast Perez’s teary-eyed “found God” era.
Tim dismantles the monster acronym MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+, then somehow makes it even longer just to prove a point.
🗞️ Distorted News
Harry Dresden returns, complete with a creepy house break-in, a shovel-wielding homeowner, and a confused lunatic who thinks he’s a fictional wizard detective.
The saga gets even better when old footage surfaces of the same guy yelling things like I am the Batman, I am the Jew, and I am the Lord at random crowds.
A Riverside County deputy is caught on camera scrolling a dating app during an armed standoff, because apparently even police work now has a swipe-right problem.
Tim’s answer to the whole thing is basically, if the guy in the car is going to do something stupid, the cop might as well multitask.
AI Jesus gets the full treatment, because now you can apparently pay $1.99 a minute to talk to a digital savior while pretending that’s normal.
📞 Listener Interaction / Voicemails
Robert Faggot returns to the show with a full dissertation on his Hamilton Beach egg maker, egg baths, spoon-peeling tricks, and the emotional consequences of soggy eggs.
What starts as a voicemail about breakfast appliances turns into a full-blown egg podcast, which feels exactly like the kind of thing only this show could accidentally build a fandom around.
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Friday Apr 10, 2026
Friday Apr 10, 2026
🎧 Episode Summary
Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a fatberg in Australia that’s literally spraying poop clumps into the ocean. Lovely.
🔥 Opening Chaos
Tim kicks things off with a very specific and very regrettable U2 masturbation confession, because sometimes the show starts in the gutter and just keeps digging.
He also clears up the week’s email chaos after a busted mail server briefly ate sponsorship messages and listener notes.
📺 Reality TV Madness
Love Don’t Judge serves up Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, a wheelchair-bound couple with bones so fragile they’ve broken over 600 times.
Their apartment life, their tiny-bone woes, and their aggressively cute speech patterns make the whole thing equal parts adorable and alarming.
Tim is absolutely fascinated by the idea of two people with bones like glass trying to exist, much less date.
🧟 Ongoing Freaks / Updates
Mead Skelton gets another round of abuse for his birthday-week behavior, including the ongoing gallbladder nonsense, serial-killer dating logic, and general Mead-ness.
He’s still out there comparing himself to Ted Bundy, which is a hell of a way to lose the room.
Tim also revisits Mead’s sweet-tea meltdown at the French restaurant, because of course that still matters.
🗞️ Distorted News
A Florida woman named I’m Unique allegedly loses her mind over sandwich toppings at Subway and starts throwing cookies, registers, and printers around like a lunatic with an internet connection.
In another slice of civic excellence, Hunter Biden floats a cage-fight challenge to Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, because apparently the nation is now a late-stage YouTube feud.
Over in Sydney, a gigantic fatberg is breaking apart and sending mysterious poo clumps out to the beaches, which is exactly as awful as it sounds.
📞 Listener Interaction / Voicemails
The For Harry Cunt line goes off the rails with people talking cats, snakes, old lady walks, and one caller who nearly got ambushed by a very loud episode in a Dunkin drive-thru.
Another listener offers a very weird note on a classic old episode and Tim gets a wave of suggestions for future song atrocities.
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Wednesday Apr 08, 2026
Wednesday Apr 08, 2026
🔥 Episode HighlightsA deep dive into the olfactory preferences of “female penis” enthusiastsThe shocking claim that well-manicured lawns are racistA disturbing update from Joe: fungal shell + hooker mom + total mental collapsePlus: silicone testicle drama, fast-food rage, and a Florida alligator joyride🎶 Opening ChaosClassic Michelle ZZ Diamond insanity resurfaces via a new YouTube archiveSongs include:Bloody Tampon Dance SongEverybody Yell Camel ToeSanta I Want to Suck Your Gargantuan PenisTim discovers previously unheard tracks and revisits her legacy of… uh… “vaginal pride anthems”☕ The Mug Saga ContinuesListener Davide finds a near-perfect green glass mugLord Douche almost approves… until:$11 mug ➝ $50 total with international shipping 💀Mug crisis remains unresolved (and increasingly ridiculous)📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe)Loren (aka “Discharge Dick”) reveals:He prefers “female penis” (hormone-treated only)He’s a bottomProblem: Faith (trans partner) is ALSO a bottomRelationship status: biologically and logistically doomed🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really)TikTok philosopher claims grass lawns are rooted in white supremacyTim attempts to decode the logic… and failsSuggested alternatives:Clover yardsRocks“Beds of fancy car rims” (???)🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets WorseRecap of Joe:Chronic jock itch / fungal shellClaims mom is a 50-year prostituteBelieves he’s being robbed and targetedNew developments:Severe facial deterioration (possible drug use)Political rantingStill documenting everything on TikTokStatus: rapid decline in both sanity and hygiene🗞️ Distorted News🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle CrackdownBathhouse bans silicone testicle coversReason: people keep leaving their sweaty ball cups behindYes, these are real products🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone WrongTeen pulls replica gun over missing garlic sauceSentenced to 3 years in prisonMoral: check the bag before you leave🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road TripTwo tourists arrested after:Strapping a dead alligator to their car roofDriving across multiple countiesCharges: illegal possession of alligatorFlorida says: no joyrides with roadkill reptiles📢 Listener InteractionUncle Ron = Uncle Brucie confirmedRequest for better physical descriptions of reality TV freaks (noted)Praise for the April Fool’s musical episodeClassic DV forum caller “Haley’s Comet” resurfaces (from 2007!)📞 Voicemail HighlightsRoad trip story featuring:Gas station clerk casually revealing uncle’s suicideUnicorn Hamster:Prepping for global collapseConsidering cricket-based dietBleached Asshole:Relationship misery dragging down a good day💰 Support the ShowJoin the Sideshow for exclusive episodesSponsor a show for $25Patreon perks + priority voicemails available
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🎯 Episode Vibe
This one’s got it all:
Gross-out nostalgiaSexual confusion at Olympic levelsMental illness on paradeAnd of course… fungal dick shells
Monday Apr 06, 2026
Monday Apr 06, 2026
🚨 On Today’s Show
A romantic getaway turns into a biohazard when a fiancé literally shits the bed… multiple times.
Courtroom chaos returns with Judge Bitch vs. Mouthy Defendant.
Warning signs your girlfriend might have a sharp-toothed demon in her vagina (you’ve been warned).
Plus: responding to an online hater in the most poetic, vicious way possible.
💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell
Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever:
Lisa travels to Nigeria to meet her fiancé Daniel
Immediately poisons herself with local food and unleashes explosive chaos
Repeated overnight accidents lead to:
Bed destruction
Clothing casualties
Emotional damage
But wait… it gets worse.
The Confession Avalanche:
She’s been married FIVE TIMES
She’s still legally married
She’s been in relationships with women
Daniel slowly realizes he’s in a green card fever dream
👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker.
⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding
Another courtroom meltdown for the ages:
Defendant refuses her lawyer
Claims the court is fake
Thinks it’s the year 2027
Calls the judge:
“piece of shit”
“devil”
“fuckhead”
Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental competency evaluation (shocking, I know).
🐰 Distorted News
1. Easter Horror (California)
Family finds human remains during an Easter egg hunt
Yes… possibly a child skull
Easter Bunny now officially a suspect
2. Radioactive Egg Hunt (Germany)
A vial labeled polonium-210 found in a garden
Massive emergency response
Authorities: “This is definitely NOT a joke”
3. Japan’s Festival of the Steel Phallus
Giant penis parade (family-friendly!)
Rooted in folklore about a vagina demon with teeth
Celebrates fertility, sex positivity, and… big decorative cocks
☎️ Voicemails
Listeners catching up after falling behind
RFK Jr. checks in about soda conspiracies
A very accurate Stick Pussy / Hand Pussy impression
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