Episodes

Friday Dec 27, 2024
A Christmas Menstruation Miracle
Friday Dec 27, 2024
Friday Dec 27, 2024
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
03:22:17
Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication
07:53:20
A Christmas Antipasto Crisis
10:35:12
Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo
13:26:15
I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year!
18:48:05
My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays
20:57:19
My Italian Heritage
22:57:09
The First All Black Women Debate Champions
32:03:14
Support Distorted View In 2025!
33:55:14
Trying To Sneak In Some Marijuana Lasagna
38:38:14
Porn Hub's Yearly Wrap Up Stats
44:51:12
Tasting The Tastes In VR
51:42:19
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Thursday Dec 26, 2024
Can I Smell A White Guy's Butt Tonight?
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
On Today's Show:
I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we'll resume with new episodes.
Enjoy!

Monday Dec 23, 2024
Sweet F'ing Christ On A Cross
Monday Dec 23, 2024
Monday Dec 23, 2024
On Today's Show:
I'm up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks!

Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Little Billy's Cancer Christmas Jubilee
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
00:00:00 Today's 12 Days Of DV Deals01:33:13 Introduction04:04:16 I'd Be Good At Making Depressing Christmas Music08:04:08 My Favorite Red Sovine Song: Dead Kid On Santa's Lap11:55:01 A Dysfunctional Family Fight Over Tortillas19:27:04 Meade Upset With Me Regarding His Height22:02:00 Meade Skelton Working On A DV Theme Song!?24:36:22 Home Depot Trespasser Arrested34:03:14 Support Distorted View Daily!37:04:20 Spending $35K To Change A Flat Earthers Mind41:18:22 A Hot Dog Makes You Lose Control (Of Your Life)46:01:11 The Leather Mosh Pit Diaper Is A Hit!49:45:11 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending57:30:07 Billy's Cancer Christmas Jubilee

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt
01:23:03
Introduction
03:15:05
A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day
08:05:04
The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady
14:00:23
Trauma Massage Therapy
20:32:01
Prolapse Pop Music
24:39:08
Tamir's Thoughts On Marriage
28:05:04
Become A True And Honorable Freak Today!
29:49:13
A Bunch Of Virgin Dorks Are Going To College
35:48:14
Home Homocide And DIY Cremation
40:11:02
Serious Art Gets The Googly Eye Treatment
42:33:01
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Saturday Dec 14, 2024
Cosmetic Nipple Puffing
Saturday Dec 14, 2024
Saturday Dec 14, 2024
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
$10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt - PROMO CODE: NIPPLE
01:06:03
Introduction
03:50:18
Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money
09:16:09
More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts
16:43:24
A Very Thirsty Woman Gets Kicked Off A Plane
28:01:11
Kristen Stewarts Boyfriend / Girlfriend gifts Her Eggnog
32:40:16
Blaze Girl Mark's Music
35:15:23
Support Distorted View!
36:33:15
A New Dildo Ban In Texas?
42:38:17
Driving A Subaru Outback Through A Car Dealership
46:14:21
Designer Nipple Filler For A Perky, Puffy, Pointy Nip
50:55:01
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Thursday Dec 12, 2024
Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac
Thursday Dec 12, 2024
Thursday Dec 12, 2024
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Free Mini Sticker Sheet
00:59:17
Introduction
03:21:14
Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed
12:07:08
Jerking Off With Bugs
13:02:03
That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial
17:52:01
Back To Masturbating With Slugs
24:01:23
The Sounds Of The Butthole
25:38:19
Bros Sharing A Watermelonussy
27:11:11
Asian Gooner Humiliation
28:38:21
Super Satanic Shit Bros
30:55:17
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
32:18:02
Slap The Diabetes Out Of Your Body
38:06:01
Rogaine Werewolf Babies
43:08:07
Star Trek: The Next Citation
47:44:07
Voicemails: 205-666-4463 / Ending

Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
On Today's Show:
My years of making fun of the low battery smoke alarm have finally come back to haunt me. It's a best of show today for the weirdest of reasons.
Checking In With NAMBLA
Lois Gags On Peter
Gay Whites: STOP TALKING BLACK
Eating Feces In Court
