Episodes

Friday Jan 31, 2025
How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business
Friday Jan 31, 2025
Friday Jan 31, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:33:00
Stop Whining - Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners
08:40:23
My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died
12:29:10
Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology
20:01:00
UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler
25:19:18
UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out
27:33:14
"Rich" Guy Getting Banned From A Planet Fitness
29:55:23
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32:25:12
The Fur And Urine Trade Capital Of The World - Ashtabula, Ohio
39:41:14
Madder Than Chicken Grease
44:29:08
PETA Vs. ASPCA - They Got Some Beef
48:34:21
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Child Brides Are Back On The Menu!
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:01
Introduction
01:54:17
Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia
09:46:17
I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I'm A Lovable Asshole.
16:34:07
Transperson Doesn't Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now?
20:52:02
Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle
23:59:13
A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting
29:30:22
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31:42:22
Child Brides Are Back On The Menu In Iraq
40:06:00
Inquiring About Buying A Baby For Its Organs
44:22:09
Crushing Your Baby With Your Beer Gut
46:57:21
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Monday Jan 27, 2025
The Alluring Scent Of Intestinal Mucus
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:50:13
Every City Has A Cult
08:19:23
The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies
13:25:04
Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop
18:15:13
Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench
23:04:01
How To Attract Women With Large Penises
28:41:24
Support Distorted View Daily
30:30:00
Sisterly Brawl At Their Dad's Funeral
36:18:14
Dickly Estates In Cockenshire
39:34:02
The Drug Bag Strikes Again
43:16:16
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
01:46:01
Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless
07:07:21
Crazy Instigator Meets His Match
08:50:15
Will Blunderfield Is On To DV
12:25:11
I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration
13:29:04
Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him
17:44:09
Billy Ray Cyrus Had A Rough Performance At A Trump Party
25:39:19
Bad Spelling From America's Tahp Mayur
26:43:03
A Loud Trans Woman With A Megaphone
30:15:00
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32:21:13
Wipe Your Butt With Used Diapers
35:34:19
Falconer Shows Off His Other Pecker
38:28:03
Fast Food Cold Fry Shoot Out
41:30:13
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Two Enema's For The Price Of One
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Hey Freaks!
I'll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here's the interview I did with my favorite subject - Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two.

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse's Nose
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:13:18
My AirBnB For Mice Isn't Going So Well
06:43:22
Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult
13:30:06
God Says Stay Unemployed - He'll Cover You
16:30:05
Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store
20:27:03
Black Man Drives Home From Work And A White Woman Feels Threatened
30:31:15
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
32:49:13
Suck On Soup Flavored Candy Drops
36:53:19
Teaching Students How To Turn A Lysol Can Into A Fleshlight
40:52:18
Florida Man Nose Fucks A Horse
44:52:02
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Friday Jan 17, 2025
Botched Circumcision Resulted In A Exploding Penis
Friday Jan 17, 2025
Friday Jan 17, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:47:21
A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials
06:35:13
1-900-Schadenfreude
08:15:17
Make Your Fantasies Come True
11:16:11
1-900 Gay Phone Fun
12:56:04
Another Extremely Annoying Vegan
17:43:12
Alpha Male Cashmaster
21:18:03
A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats
24:13:21
Support Distorted View Daily!
26:55:19
Penis Exploding Circumcision
32:38:14
Taki Corn Chip Based Arson
35:51:10
Pretending To Be A Cop Related To Shaq(?)
39:57:20
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes
Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
On Today's Show:
00:00:00 Introduction01:41:16 Living That Urinal Cake Huffing Life09:24:14 AIDS Shit Verbal Slave14:49:07 That Time A Murderous Incel Went To The Park20:08:05 Going Through Puberty During Your Roid Rage23:31:09 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee28:03:23 Support The Show30:31:01 Get High On Those Dank BK Chicken Fries34:06:21 Fake Brad Pitt Steals Nearly $1 Million From Stupid Woman38:46:22 Racist Meme Shared By Judge42:00:01 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
