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Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted

On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:03:14
A New Bad Asian Singer To Give Wing A Run For Her Money
07:53:08
Kanye West's New Track "Heil Hitler"
10:36:04
Nick Fuentes Likes The Way The Bidet Feels On His Butthole
12:15:17
The Problem With Women
15:24:23
Butt Boy - A Tale Of Anal Enveloping
19:03:24
Kids Peeing In Hand Sanitizer
26:15:24
Support DV! Become A Sideshow Freak!
28:16:01
Slutting It Up At The Applebees
33:11:17
Trading Your Toddler For A Well Behaved Monkey
35:50:16
Pokemiddle Aged Men - The Card Game
39:59:17
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

A Douche Disaster Sends America's Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER

On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:41:05
I Have No Design Sense And A Tacky Style
06:12:14
My Childhood Trailer Was Bought Brand New With A Theme
12:14:13
Did My Dad Have An Affair With A Spanish Broad?
15:43:10
Let Me Bless Your Rectum, Colon, And Intestines
19:22:00
A Fisting Ethusiast Popped His Pooper And Lost Some Of His Intestine
28:22:00
Support This Stupidity!
30:13:15
Donut Slip Causes Multi Car Crash
34:08:03
Imposter Security Guard Rubs One Out
37:08:09
Hiring Internet Sluts To Determine If Your Spouse Would Cheat
42:56:24
Voicemails: 206-666-446 / Ending

Déjà Distorted View

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 "You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode..."
In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in the matrix? Or the work of future robotic overlords trying to silence a prophetic protest anthem?
🌀 Main Story:
A British man suffers from persistent déjà vu for eight years.
He quits school, avoids media, and believes he's stuck in a real-life time loop.
Doctors say it's anxiety — Tim says take a Paxil, bitch!
🎵 Also in This Episode:
Tim is contacted by a future entity via the "Blackulator Caucasiatron."
A battle between man and machine kicks off through the power of song.
🤖 World-saving synth jam: “Carbon Chaperone” — humanity's last hope in musical form.
A revelation: The overlords are trying to suppress Tim’s protest verse to avoid digital revolution.
📞 Voicemail Time:
Just when you think the loop is broken... a familiar voice calls.
Back to the future? Or back to another round of Groundhog Day?
Highlights:
Relentless déjà vu breakdowns
Newspaper headline mind games
Unhinged commentary and tongue injuries
Future funk resistance anthems
Homo robo adventures and questionable smells
🧠 Listener Warning: This episode may cause temporal confusion, spontaneous deja vu, or mild brain rot.
📞 Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463💻 Site: DistortedView.com

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby's Face

On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
01:55:07
Jesse Lee Peterson's Amazing Sponsorship!
09:01:24
Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child
16:27:18
Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada
18:05:02
Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk
20:32:21
Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach
24:42:07
Dianetics Commercial From The 80's / 90's
26:36:13
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
29:04:22
Creepy Sex On An Unmarked Grave
34:18:06
A High School Teacher's Scream-Themed Sex Orgy
38:24:23
A Deadly Swirly For One Schnauzer
42:18:08
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

On Today's Show:
Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he's ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong?
Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the world... this time by fucking himself. Not metaphorically. Literally. Well, digitally. AI-self. It’s complicated. Just listen.
On the Show Today:
Tim battles lingering flu symptoms with questionable breakfast choices
A revisit to the infamous "Stuck in an Elevator with an Idiot" audio
The tragic return of Stephen Dawson—10 years later and still unwell
Meat Council Queen Sarah Beck drops more vintage PSAs (and a few digital bombs)
Mead Skelton is back with a new song that might be a warning from the future
A deep dive into actual persistent déjà vu and the British student who suffered it for 8 years
A chilling (and horny) return to a podcast episode from April 1st, 2015
The future is once again in peril, thanks to… AI Tim Henson Jr.
Humanity is saved by the only logical course of action: Tim having phone sex with his digital clone-son. Yeah.

Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats

On Today's Show:
 
Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today's throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim's legendary frustration with Lenovo's customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, "Lenobo."
Highlights Include:
Tim’s explosive gastrointestinal weekend (audio proof provided!)
Flashback: Tim loses his mind over Lenovo's terrible customer service
Lenovo call center fails spectacularly—Tim is left speechless
Paula Deen's disastrous Twitter Q&A session and hilarious racist food suggestions
Local news mistakenly airs fake, offensive pilot names from a plane crash
A YouTube rant against abortion that misses the point spectacularly
Dating on Demand: Meet Matt, the pirate-loving Scrabble enthusiast who feels his brain move
Disturbing peanut butter fetish clips—Tim dives into the bizarre and sticky side of the web
"Spider-Man" arrested at Walmart for throwing semen at unsuspecting shoppers
Violent hammer attack linked to Tourette’s Syndrome (with musical tribute)
Smartphone obsession—disturbing stats on usage during sex
All this plus twisted news stories, listener voicemails, and Tim's classic commentary on the absurdity of humanity.

Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker's Penis

On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Introduction
02:31:15
I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today
05:46:13
Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape
07:09:15
More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry
16:41:13
Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops
21:15:20
Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe
25:58:11
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
28:20:03
Plumber Re-Clogs Pipes Due To Non-Payment
32:46:18
Co-Works Spikes Coffee With Viagra And Shits Desks
36:22:00
Fantasies Of Nude Wrestling Trump And Other Disturbing Thoughts
39:36:17
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Take The Pedophile Temptation Test

00:00:00
Introduction
01:48:16
Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous
04:33:22
A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only
05:18:04
Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial
08:53:03
Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women
15:09:21
Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store - Black Irish Mafia Is After Her
25:07:14
Sign Up For The Sideshow!
27:04:16
Errection Coffee Taken Off The Market
31:23:16
Another George Costanza Scheme Foiled
33:45:24
Giving Yourself A Pedo Temptation Test -
37:56:06
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending