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Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved

On Today’s Cringe Buffet:
🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend's pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by "Recycle Gang" and the darkest corner of TikTok.
🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: Three women, one bed, and a cacophony of wet, squelching sounds. With proper audio equipment and plenty of helping hands (and balls), they achieve peak rosebud performance. Huge thanks (and apologies) to TylerSaurusRex for this prolapsing gem.
🚓 Cops vs. Karen: Body Cam Breakdown: A woman going 83mph in a 35 zone gets mouthy, panicked, and full-on theatrical during a traffic stop. Crying, kicking, calling Carolee for backup—it’s the emotional rollercoaster of the year. Spoiler: it ends in arrest (and community service).
👶 Little Kid Tongue Game?!: An unnervingly intense church service features children screaming in tongues, blowing horns, and generally being louder than your favorite metal show. Tim questions everything—including his own FBI watchlist status.
💋 Coldplay Cheating Kiss Cam Scandal: A kiss cam outs an affair between two tech execs mid-concert. Panic, internet sleuthing, and job-ending consequences ensue. Bonus: Tim shares his very wet and tooth-focused kissing technique.
🐔 Bear Spray Revenge Over a Chicken: In Florida (of course), a woman attacks another driver with bear mace after the victim allegedly ran over a chicken crossing the road. Felony charges + poultry justice = another day in the Sunshine State.
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Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily:
🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix “Break the Cauldron.”
✈️ Fork Fight at 40,000 FeetAn unruly child goes full gremlin on a 14-hour Qatar Airways flight, stabbing a passenger with a metal fork while her mother naps peacefully. The victim grabs a flip-flop and threatens to whoop ass in midair.➡️ “I’m gonna f**k her up!” becomes the new parenting anthem.
🍆 Celebrity Cock Shots: Conor McGregor’s Leaked Dk**Rapper Azealia Banks drops unsolicited dick pics of UFC fighter Conor McGregor in an epic social media feud. Tim dives into the beef, the bulge, and Banks' threat to expose the "potato farmer dick" of Ireland's possible next president.
🎵 Campy Queer Classics: The Hits, You Silly SavageRediscover a bizarre 1960s novelty album sung in flamboyant stereotype by “Teddy & Daryl” and possibly used by LAPD to track L.A.’s gay population.Yes, seriously.Also: Evangelion voice actors in an unreleased AIDS PSA featuring ultra-realistic anime sex moaning. (Sorry, radio censors!)
🔫 “Fk Them 19 Mexican Babies”: Charleston White’s Wild Take**Controversial influencer Charleston White shares his intentionally inflammatory reaction to the Uvalde school shooting. Tim offers context, mockery, and rage in equal measure.
📦 Plus:– Katie Souza’s mentorship scam, “Victory Unveiled”– A Mr. Clean / Jesus brand collab?– The subreddit Celebrity Penis gets audited– Evangelion PSA or hentai clip? You decide!– A listener recommends the “Sponsor an Episode” idea 💵– A Tears in Heaven duet with Family Guy’s Herbert?
💥 Today’s DV Club Banger:🎶 “Break the Spell (Mr. Clean's Blood Mix)”Spiritually cleansing witchcraft vibes with claps, chants, and pure madness.
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Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

🤯 On Today’s Show:
Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday... on a Monday.
👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for a round of “What’s That Sound?” where she hilariously misidentifies the noise of a man being crushed by a woman’s thighs. (Spoiler: not a haunted house.)
💊 In other segments:
A real-life crack whore shares traumatic tales of corpse-filled freezers, stepfather incest, and plastic-bag defecation while chatting with her daughter mid-dump.
We revisit the bizarre porn genre of “Crackhead Confessionals”—because what’s more titillating than generational trauma and gastrointestinal distress?
New penis size survey results are in! (Spoiler: Men lie. A lot.) Find out which U.S. state exaggerates the most and which claims to be the most honest (it’s Maine, but don’t trust them either).
A meth-fueled birthday joyride takes a wild turn in Florida as a man steals a tourist train, picks up passengers, and tweaks his way to jail. Happy Methday!
🔥 DV Sideshow Bonus:
Later today, Tim plans to feature more of the “Hollywood’s Cum Freaks” trucker tape in a bonus Sideshow-only segment. Can’t get enough of Sweet Dick? He’s back, baby—and he’s got an educated cock.
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📞 Voicemail Freakouts:
A patron calls in with 4th of July fireworks factory explosion footage (meh audio, great visuals).
Doviday offers sympathy and stories about dealing with aging parents.
Jimmy Boo calls Tim out for confusing Star Trek and Star Wars (nerd alert!).
Yes, yes, yes—Wing was on South Park. We know.
💬 Highlights:
“My pussy is always an open invitation to you.”
“I'm gonna whitewash your whole insides, girl!”
“You got an educated dick—come educate this pussy!”
“Partly redneck with a chance of crystal meth.”
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Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025
Happy Friday, Freaks! We're closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let's celebrate with some of the most pungent, pissy, and profane clips we've collected.
🧼 On Today’s Episode:
💸 Livestream Begging Goes Full Yeast Infection:Meet Sheiky, a thumb-sucking, ball-scratching trans sex worker pulling in up to $10K a month on Facebook Live… for doing absolutely nothing. That’s right — she’s just sitting there, scratching what she calls her “pussy,” but we all know it’s her balls. Bonus: she offers top-tier dating advice like "scratch your man's balls to keep him around."
🛫 Modern-Day Rosa Parks Tries to Jack a First-Class Seat:A woman decides she’s had enough of coach and simply plops down in first class. When questioned, she compares herself to Rosa Parks and claims racial profiling. Cue the entitled freak-out and the inevitable deplaning. You’re not “elevating the conversation,” lady — you’re just getting kicked off the flight.
🚐 RV Sex Crime Caper:West Virginia couple busted mid-coitus in a stolen RV. Cops say she was literally riding him cowgirl style while driving. Bonus charges include drugs, DUI, and indecent exposure. Guess that RV really stood for “Reckless Vagging.”
📼 Mead Skelton vs. Satanic AI:Mead once again reaches out to Tim to complain about AI cover songs — which he believes were created by satanic adrenochrome junkies. Also, Mead suspects he was hit on at a library by a homosexual with great taste in hoodies and Velcro shoes. Later, he gushes over a beautiful Chick-fil-A coworker who once gave him a high-five. That’s basically foreplay in Meadspeak.
🚪 TikTok Teens Try to Get Shot:A new social media “prank” — the Door Kick Challenge — leads to two teens getting arrested in Florida. Sheriff issues warning: “In this state, you kick the wrong door and you’ll meet the Castle Doctrine… and a shotgun.”
💩 Tim’s Pooping on Stilts:Tim gets hyped for a toilet seat riser for his mom and considers taking it for a test drive himself. Because if your feet don’t dangle while pooping, are you even living?
📦 Voicemails:Listeners check in with reactions to the stealthing gloryhole episode, Tim’s mom update, and the Mead metal tribute tracks. Plus: Ad placement complaints, Velcro shoe confessions, and a dark mom death pool joke (too soon, man).
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🪦 Today’s Themes:
✨Pussy Itch E-Begging
✈️ Racial Entitlement Meltdown
🛻 Redneck Sex Crimes
🤖 Satanic AI Hysteria
🦶 Velcro Shoe Trauma
🚪 Gen Z Getting Shot at Doors
🧻 Poop Elevation Experiments
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The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 9, 2025
🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness.
👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable audio journey featuring a redheaded, foul-mouthed elderly woman moaning through an X-rated conversation. It’s every bit as disturbing as you'd expect.
🎶 Mead Metal Returns!Tim unveils a new batch of AI-generated genre-bending covers of Mead Skelton's forgotten catalog:
“Choco Taco” gets a heavy metal eulogy
“Kill a Commie for Mommy” takes a pop-ska turn
“You Better Wish Me a Merry Christmas” goes Middle Eastern
“Fat No More” becomes an ‘80s synthpop banger
“E-Girl” receives the Laura Branigan treatment
🧬 Reddit’s Incest-Pro Lobby:Tim dives headfirst into the revolting subreddit r/IncestIsntWrong and its deeply disturbing community. From people trying to normalize banging their siblings to one guy announcing plans to impregnate his mom, it’s a veritable circus of degeneracy—and Tim reads the worst of the worst.
🏚️ Crack House Marketing Backlash:A Cleveland real estate investor is under fire for erecting provocative billboards that read “Yes, I Buy Crack Houses.” Tim explores the controversy and whether or not the outrage is warranted. Plus: why you should never put your face on an ad if you’re going to be that punchable.
☠️ Toxic Sausage Buns in China:233 kindergarten kids were poisoned after school chefs used industrial paint to decorate cakes and buns. Yes, they actually served lead-covered food. Tim covers the outrage, cover-up attempts, and whether neon food dye is worth liver failure.
📞 Voicemail Mayhem:Freaks call in to:
Suggest pot edibles for Tim’s mom
Share a David Allan Coe bar brawl story
Discuss cruise ship musical horrors (Cats at sea?!)
Endorse Vicodin as the ultimate premature ejaculation solution
🛑 Not a Sideshow member yet?Support DV and get full access to bonus shows, exclusive content, and Tim’s secret voicemail line!Sign up now at DistortedView.com or directly in Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Gonad the Barbarian - Great Moments In Hentai History

🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form a queue.
📼 Blast from the Hentai Past:Tim unearthed a piece of anime porn history: Gonad the Barbarian (1986), one of the first hentai titles ever dubbed into English. Join Princess Lamy, Dr. Chirkoff from ASS, and the galactic sexbot army known as GAS as they explore dildonic weapons, anal invasions, and a dog named Scotty who licks way too enthusiastically.
🧨 4th of July Follies:A rapper named 4Xtra decided to literally "blow up" on social media by holding lit fireworks and taunting viewers. The fireworks answered back by removing two of his fingers. A GoFundMe now aims to reassemble what remains of his podcasting hand. Tim suggests a new stage name: 2Fewer.
🎤 Elderly Karaoke Theater Presents:Old people butchering Montell Jordan’s This Is How We Do It—because nothing screams "West Side party" like hospice hip-hop.
🌪️ Fake Flooding Conspiracies & Cloud Commanders:Georgia congressional candidate Kandiss Taylor thinks Texas flash floods are fake. So does Marjorie Taylor Greene. Solution? Psychic weather warrior T. Chase, who tries to make clouds into squares by chanting at them on YouTube. Tim suggests appointing him head of NOAA.
🥊 White House Fight Night?!Trump wants a UFC event held on the White House lawn for America’s 250th birthday in 2026. Conor McGregor’s down. Tim’s somewhere between horrified and ready to place bets on Kamala vs. Kid Rock.
📸 First Amendment Audit Gone Awry:Redneck Yosemite Sam gets pepper-sprayed after accusing a YouTuber of “photocopying” him. He doesn’t want to be Xeroxed. Or spiral-bound. Or collated. Just another day in public space harassment content.
📞 Listener Voicemails:
Sweet Rectum Ralph shares NE Ohio love for Mama Boo.
Unicorn Hamster still confuses Tim’s audience.
Goon Spader Jisberg suggests compiling a Mama Boo Special retrospective — Tim’s onboard!
Tim contemplates what it would take to have sex with Mead. Spoiler: A lifetime Sideshow membership? Maybe. (And a big dick.)
💥 Exclusive Content Alert:Sideshow freaks, rejoice!
New bonus segment drops later today
Tomorrow's full-length episode is Sideshow-only
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Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

🟣 Distorted View Daily: Encore PresentationOriginally Aired: Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025🎙️ Hosted by: Tim Henson💀 Experience the Magic of Reruns: This One Goes Deep
🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily…
🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: it gets dark.🔹 Learn about “Twinkie-shaped” holes, the dreaded death grip, stealthing tactics, and a controversial barebacking brotherhood.🔹 Plus: A horrifying Florida home covered in shit, a penis burned with a hair straightener over a £200 methadone debt, and a carrot-feeding German woman who was butchered alive in France.
💬 Voicemail Goodies Include:📞 Freaks bleeding out while listening to SexTastic Tuesday📞 A request for the return of Happy Retardation Thursday📞 Listener love following the passing of Tim’s dad📞 An update on masturbation etiquette for deaf fatties📞 And a caller who confuses “broach” with “breach” for three solid minutes
💉 Support the Show!Sign up for the Sideshow: SuperFreakSideshow.com📼 Listen to the full 35-minute interview with Mark, the barebacking gloryhole goblin📍Get more exclusive shows, full archives, and Tim’s deepest regrets
🧠 Distorted Highlights:
“I want your babies, Poppy. Breed my little cunt, Poppy.” — future ringtone?
“It’s worth a little AIDS.” — Mark, probably
“A Twinkie-shaped hole is more accommodating.”
“Florida: Still covered in feces.”
“Straight cam lube: When you want the illusion of jizz.”
“Tim Henson: Helping the bareback community one Dragon Lube bottle at a time.”
📮 Got voicemails, weird news, or buddy passes for airline travel?📧 Email: show@distortedview.com📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463🧸 “This one’s for the freaks!”

Iran's Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

On Today's Show:
Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025
🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇
On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting sounds like, people.
💩 Striking Brown Gold: Stool Donations in JapanTim dives into the surprisingly lucrative world of Japanese poop banks, where your bowel movements are valued like Bitcoin. Learn how to turn your turds into Amazon gift cards—and how to aim for “high-quality feces.”
🦷 The 50-Year-Old ToothbrushA man in China discovers a toothbrush that’s been chilling in his intestines since the 1970s. He never told anyone he swallowed it… because he thought it would just dissolve. Spoiler: it did not.
👗 CRACKED & GLAMMED UP: The Homeless Prom Queen InterviewJessica is a toothless, schizophrenic streetwalker in Tucson wearing a prom dress. She claims:
She died (multiple times)
She’s married to The Rock (aka "Ataf Amor Haseen")
She fights underground child sex slavery
She wakes up in dumpsters full of babies
She’s “ancient technology” sent to restore cosmic balanceAnd yes, The Rock knows about all of this.
🧠 GABRIELLE CHANNA VS. THE SEMEN BOMBERSOur favorite schizophrenic Christian space queen/president is back!Gabrielle reports:
Brent Spiner bombed Iran, not Israel.
Iran’s semen bunkers were producing retardation bombs.
Jesuit cyborg Sun Tzu has seized Malaysia.
Toilet paper rolls are now official press briefings.(Also, Emma Watson continues her foot-based psychic torture operations.)
🦆 DUCK SEX PANIC!A woman screams and swims through a pond trying to stop ducks from fucking.Tim compares it to nightclub cockblocking and reflects on his hypothetical success as a pussy-slaying silver fox.
🎓 City Council Sex Ed MeltdownToday’s “Great Moments in Local Government” features a 56-year-old virgin trying to derail a health curriculum vote. It goes exactly as well as you'd imagine.
📞 VOICEMAILS FROM THE FREAKS:
Lars drops an inappropriate Asian joke. Cancel him.
Itchy Tank quizzes Tim on real-life glory holes.
A pharmacist offers coupon help (and possibly drugs?).
Vector recaps his Columbus anime convention—voice actors, pizza, and speakeasies hidden behind Coke machines.
Tim reviews Delicious in Dungeon and officially loses interest in My Hero Academia.
💥 REMINDERS & PLUGS:
No Friday Show — Enjoy the holiday! DV returns next week with new content.
Friday’s Best-Of Episode: The 2011 Interview With a Glory Hole Predator (yep, that one).
Support the Show!→ SuperFreakSideshow.com→ Patreon.com/DistortedView
🧨 Whether you’re blowing off your fingers or just donating shit for science, celebrate Independence Day the Distorted View way: confused, cracked out, and covered in duck cum.