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Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

On Today's Show:
00:00:05
Introduction
00:24:02
Berry Popobawas!
02:05:24
Theme / Today's Sponsor
03:49:14
The Bat Winged Demon That Wants To Anally Violate You
07:39:12
A Visit From Satan!
09:44:13
The Latronda Brown Show - "Girl, Get You Some Family Therapy!"
18:35:07
Religious Nuttiness: Halloween Is Evil / Women Are Whores
22:22:08
Nosey Woman Sees Dick, Screams "Sexual Assault"
27:52:24
Support DV!
29:02:06
Feeding MILF Porn To Train AI
33:56:20
Who Else Has A Gay, Elvis, Chloroform Kink?
38:05:04
Voicemails/Texts: 206-666-4463 / Ending

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

00:00:00
Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT)
00:18:08
Introduction
01:47:24
Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels
06:34:19
Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby's
10:18:10
Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump
16:01:03
A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea
20:23:05
Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: No
24:42:00
Support The Distortion
26:05:00
A Four Alarm Booty Call
29:57:23
To Kill A Coachroach, The Whole Neighborhood Must Also Fry
34:09:08
Voicemail/Text: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

🩸 On Today's Show:
Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy acid.
🔥 Featured Segments
👿 Satan Speaks — A Devil’s PR CrisisLouis Richard Marigold III (aka “the mainstream media’s Satan”) sets the record straight: he’s not running Halloween, just Hell’s crumbling infrastructure. Plus, his underworld bowling team “Dante’s Pinferno” and a campaign for City Water Commissioner.
💀 The Clip Keeper Presents:Tim introduces DV’s pun-spouting horror-host, the helium-voiced Clip Keeper, who curates some “spine-tingling, taint-prickling” clips—including…
👻 Ghost Fucking — Amethyst Realm’s Paranormal Romance:The UK woman who claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, joined the Mile-High Club with one, and is now engaged to be hand-fasted to her spectral fiancé.
🧛 Dracula Learns CAD:A real corporate rap from the 1980s in which Dracula hawks ECAD’s “Dracula CAD System.” Tim and the Clip Keeper remix it into an Autodesk Fusion 360 endorsement that somehow slaps.
🍄 Vincent Price Loses His Mind on Mushrooms:From Witchcraft and Magic, Vincent instructs listeners on how to summon the devil—complete with Ethiopian giants, two-legged rabbits, and a fragrance launch called “Foul Effluvium.”
💩 Distorted News Highlights
Ghost Bride Update: Amethyst Realm is officially engaged to her Australian spirit boyfriend after a proposal in Wookey Hole Cave.
Saudi Scat Parties: Hotel staff spill the beans (and other substances) about super-rich guests leaving luxury suites smeared in feces.
Spoiler Stabber: A Russian scientist in Antarctica stabs his colleague for repeatedly revealing book endings—the first attempted-murder charge on the continent.
📞 Voicemail Mayhem
Listeners sound off on:
The 90s SEGA! scream and unnecessary jingle changes.
Sensitivity culture vs. satire.
A blind caller advocating for a chlorinated gene pool and discussing cum allergies.Tim responds with his usual mix of disbelief and filthy empathy.
🧠 Closing Thoughts
Tim reminds freaks to:
Support the Sideshow at SuperFreakSideshow.com for exclusive shows, archives, and bonus content.
Check out his guest spot on Brad Carter’s Phone Losers of America (8 p.m. ET).
Hide from trick-or-treaters, embrace the darkness, and maybe light a candle for Lucifuge Rofokali.

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

On Today's Show:
00:00:00
Cool Band / Pop Culture Wear - OldGlory.Com
00:19:09
Introduction
02:30:01
Go Buy DV Listener Isaac's Book: The Porch Pirate Killer
04:23:01
Lemon Water Nearly Killed Meade Skelton
11:45:00
Teacher Gets Fired On First Day Of School For Filming
17:28:19
Tenant Vs. Doorman
22:25:15
If You're Going To Protest, Don't Be A Mush-Mouth
25:04:16
"Pussy Bald, I Keep My Bitch On Chemo" And Other Rap Brilliance
27:22:21
Get 15% Off At OldGlory.Com - Promo Code: FREAK
28:44:01
Support Distorted View
30:32:15
Public Toilet Needle Warning
35:02:19
The Skeleton's Are At The Spooky Strip Club Again
40:42:16
A Daylight Savings Rant
42:18:17
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

On Today's Show:
00:00:02
25% Off At QuantumSquares.Com - Promo Code FREAK
00:50:19
Introduction
02:18:11
Sponsor Raphael's Instatard Found A Cure For Cancer
11:10:06
Who Is This On The Phone?
13:44:09
Woman Pisses On The Police Station Floor
19:07:14
Baby Andy Is Lost In The City
22:18:14
Marker 7
23:48:17
Insane Keanu Reeves Fan Tries To Climb In His Car
25:43:17
Who Is White: With Nick Fuentes
29:47:20
QuantumSquares.Com - 25% Off! Promo Code FREAK
31:10:11
Support Distorted View Daily
33:11:12
Full Locked And Loaded Doritos
38:00:05
Luigi Mangione - Top Hentai Pokemon Card Collector?
42:31:17
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL DeathFat

00:00:00
AdamAndEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK - Get 50% Just About Any Item
01:06:02
Introduction
03:17:16
Listener Sponsor: German Guy
06:13:21
Reactions To Meade Skelton's Recent Livestream Meltdown(s)
12:53:19
The Three Types Of Fat People (Fategories)
20:57:04
King Ass Ripper / Fat Glutton Love His Mayo
26:35:12
Father of Year's Ode To Child Protective Services
29:52:15
Last Call For 50% Off At AdamAndEve - Promo Code: FREAK
32:17:02
Support Distorted View Daily
38:41:00
Butt Breathing Breakthrough!
42:49:15
Non-German Scat
46:47:08
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Blasphemous To The Future

00:00:00
Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com - Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK
00:19:20
Introduction
02:21:11
What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want?
03:26:08
The Wheel Of Misery Returns
07:39:11
A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT
12:34:06
Let's Time Travel To Murder Jesus
29:26:24
QuantumSquares.Com - Protein And Caffeine Packed Delicious Squares
30:48:01
Goon Out With DV - Support The Show
32:57:22
Gas Pumps Make A Great Asshole Scratcher
37:53:18
Legal Sized Toilet Paper!
41:43:15
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

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A Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned.
Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy), “jack-o’-lantern” Halloween energy, and… uh… spirits in the crotch.
Parking-lot standoff: too-big truck, too-small patience, zero solutions.
Valentina Gomez drops an “America First” rap (chorus written by a placeholder).
Two AI messes: a Florida “virtual rape” hoax with an AI-generated attacker photo, and Reddit Answers telling people to try kratom… and even heroin… for pain. Great job, robots.
Bits & bobs: a dramatic AI “rape” radio play, laundry snitching via LG Wi-Fi, Lord Douche’s overnight cannonball run from FL → Cincinnati.
Content warning: NSFW language, sexual content, racism, and general DV-level filth.
Wesley is looking for:
The industrial-grade fuck-machine clip (he thought 9/24/25 ~15:00—probably wrong ep).
The porn star who says, “Baby, I just came my face off so hard.”
The movie containing: “You clamp down on that dick and you bite it off!” — likely a 1970s sexploitation/blaxploitation/horror scene with a sadistic, simple-minded captor forcing a couple to have sex.
Know any of this? Email ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ with links, titles, timecodes.
Houston ICU nurse crashes, rides the back seat, and unspools: “I’ll let you die,” “I’m white,” accent insults, Jesus hymns vs. hallelujah blaring.
Outcome: Employer Memorial Hermann Greater Heights terminates; DWI charge; “under review.”
DV verdict: Racist, drunk, and very employable… elsewhere.
Themes: younger dudes, GWP, pizza-delivery decoys, multi-gen triangle drama, black magic, and “spirits in the pussy.”
Classic AKT quotables: “Halloween trick-or-treat pussy,” “multi-generational cock and balls,” trance-state snake-pussy gyrations.
Confusing? Yes. DV-worthy? Absolutely.
Oversized truck noses past the line, blocks a load-in, ethnicity discourse ensues, pit bull is threatened as a negotiating tactic.
Resolution: none. (They may still be there.)
Bars about Hunter’s laptop, BLM, gun rights.
Hook: “America first” x 100.
DV take: When the feature sounds more professional than the candidate, you’ve already lost.
Florida “Virtual Rape” Hoax: Woman claims assault; produces “attacker” pic later ID’d as AI-generated and pre-dated the event in her phone’s deleted folder. Charged with false report; released on bond. Expect this on SVU by sweeps week.
Reddit Answers Goes Full D.A.R.E. Fail: On r/FamilyMedicine, Reddit’s AI feature surfaced “related answers” that suggested kratom for pain and referenced heroin in management contexts. After press and mod complaints, Reddit tweaked safeguards. Moral: Don’t crowdsource your medical degree from a punchline generator.
“How to Get Raped by AI”: Tim vs. a horny algorithm. Oscar-worthy foley.
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Domestic update: LG washer rats Tim out via Wi-Fi; Lord Douche sprint-drives home in a rental like it’s the Cannonball Run.
“Monkey” birthday song discourse: many callers say it was an equal-opportunity roast in their schools.
Pilonidal cyst horror story: home lancing, peanut-butter goo, surgical crater maintenance. (Invest in a handheld shower.)
Sacral dimple follow-ups: common in infants, usually benign; keep clean and monitor.
On Today’s ShowListener Sponsor Ask: Help Wesley!Main Segments1) Body Cam Gold: “Greater Heights, bitch.”2) Alexis K. Tyler’s Psychic Carousel3) Parking Lot War (No One Moves, Everyone Yells)4) Valentina Gomez, Rapper NowTwo Quick News StoriesSketch BreakHousekeeping & Life StuffVoicemails (Highlights)