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Best of DV: Sagittarius Shoddy, Butt Plugs, and Coochie Lip Legal Defenses

Today we’re diving into the archives for a filthy fan-favorite: a 2021 DV classic featuring everyone’s favorite over-sharing Canadian sex worker, Sagittarius Shoddy. Join Tim as he revisits her chaotic Tinder date involving handicap toilets, catheter mishaps, bed-wetting, and some truly questionable dirty talk.

Also on the program:

• Chris Hansen’s latest predator sting goes after an 18-year-old with a thing for butt plugs and leggings.

• Florida woman claims she was just “fixing her coochie lips,” not hiding meth in her nether regions.

• Texas accidentally issues an Amber Alert for Chucky and his son Glenn.

• In Japan, you can now rent a man to “do nothing” — and people love it.

• Florida man swears his heroin was actually “a chocolate laxative.”

It’s vintage Distorted View at its crustiest — pee stories, meth coochies, and enough bizarre news to make you feel better about your own life choices.

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