The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

Today on the show:

• Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit Card

• The power of butthole fingering as a motivational tool

• A Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood)

• Tim unveils his vision for "Legal-Sized Bread" — the revolutionary new loaf that threatens Big Bread’s status quo

• A neighbor with a taste for chaos assaults a house with a can of corn (and yes, he pleads the fifth preemptively)

• Plus, we dive deep into the surprisingly vast world of grandpa porn (yes, there’s a Twitter account for that)

Also Featuring:

• A jingle for Legal-Sized Bread that slaps way harder than it should

• Open house foot fondling, and why Florida realtors are covering their toes

• Delco drama: Woman blames IBS and karma for defecating on a vehicle

• Taser-resistant Florida man defies all logic and voltage during an arrest

• Trouble and Mrs. "Not Nothing" steal sand in the most polite way possible

📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein.

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00:00:00

 Introduction

02:05:01

 Lanky Loaf Bread

04:59:05

 Meade's New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud

10:05:03

 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man Scenes)

15:39:23

 Man Feeds On Taser / Refuses To Go Down

21:07:18

 Elderly Thieves Caught In The Act Of Stealing Sand

27:54:05

 Sign Up For The Sideshow!

29:37:05

 Road Rage Ends In Car Hood Covered In Human Poop

35:10:09

 Open House Foot Fondler

39:49:10

 Watch Out! This Can Of Corn Will Cream Ya!

42:29:17

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