Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

On Today's Show:

On Today’s Show:
We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a man who treats edging like an Olympic sport and has a 19-hour personal best. God help us.

Also: A panicked mom has a meltdown while merely riding across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, and Tim floats the idea of strapping Mead Skelton into a car and filming his own anxiety attack on the same bridge (someone start a GoFundMe). We also cover girth-enhancing dick fillers—yes, Cock-tox is real—and revisit a disgraced doctor who claimed his spycam fetish was due to penis-related body dysmorphia. Dude, there are injections for that now.

Plus:

• Jennifer Murphy is back with another culturally tone-deaf music video, this time about being a matador.

• A Karen protecting the Breaking Bad house from unwanted Little Caesars deliveries has a full-blown pizza-related breakdown.

• Frontier Airlines goes full “customer service from hell” in a now-viral video.

• Happy birthday to Joey, Tim’s longtime friend and OG co-host of DV!

• A couple voicemails: MS69 cartel alerts, tick bite follow-ups, and Tim forgets about his listener packages (again).

 

00:00:00	Introduction
02:59:09	An Original Fatman Update!
07:51:19	A Woman Freaks Out Crossing A Bridge
12:45:03	A Pornosexual's Manifesto
19:50:14	I Want To Be Neenja Idiot Has Returned For A Sequel
24:39:04	Harassing The Woman Who Lives In The Breaking Bad House
29:36:05	Like Distorted View? Please Consider Supporting It!
30:44:21	Bitchy Employees As Frontier Airlines
35:45:19	Plumping Up Your Penis Has Never Been Easier!
39:52:10	Filming Dudes In The Restroom To Compare Dick Size
43:54:09	Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending