Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

On Today’s Episode:
Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren't inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces.

Plus:

• Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people's abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites.

• Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the slime-loving rapper who believes he’s President of the U.S. and wants to normalize plant-based bestiality and holographic Kleenex.

• Public Bathroom Drama: Police remove a woman from a restaurant restroom after a one-hour standoff that ends with makeup application, mascara whining, and jail.

• Thermostat Wars: An 87-year-old Florida man is arrested for shoving his wife during a heated argument over the A/C.

• Hatfishing Exposed: When dating app deception goes follicular. Tim explains the psychological horror of discovering a bald dome in the heat of passion.

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Voicemails Today:

• Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications of Cake and Cunnilingus Day

• A freak ponders whether estimating your poop length should be considered a competitive sport

00:00:00	Introduction
01:39:03	My African Super Villain Origin Story
07:31:21	A Campaign To Get Black Women Hair On Emojis
12:13:14	Sipping On Abortion Water
15:22:09	Our Favorite Slime Freak Is Back!
21:24:22	Police Footage Of Girla Using The Restrooma
28:46:10	Sign Up For The Sideshow
30:19:13	Domestic Violence Over A Thermostat
36:13:19	A Mile High Public Shitter
39:12:05	Hatfishing - Bald Men Trickery
44:45:24	Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending