Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

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00:00:00	Final Days For Sideshow Membership Deals!
00:51:12	Introduction
02:02:18	I'm Taylor Swifting My Worst Shows
06:26:02	The Eating Dog Shit Challenge Livestream Craptacular
12:15:22	The Cat Shit Mukbang Livestream
18:43:12	Footage From The Wold's First Sperm Race
22:06:15	Accidentally Barred From Entering Your Mom's House
27:29:09	Sign Up For The Sideshow!
29:27:05	Historical Condom On Display
34:33:21	The War On Truck Nuts Has Begun
38:51:21	Python Attached To The Tip Of A Penis
42:38:20	Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending