How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction tips, and pickup artistry so bad it should be registered as a sex offense.

✨ In this episode:

• 🎮 A deep, throbbing dive into Super Seducer, the choose-your-own-adventure game for psychological warfare against women

• ✈️ An airplane freakout where Cece goes full chaos gremlin on law enforcement

• 💧A Minnesota man “flavors” his co-worker’s water bottle with weeks of pee after being friendzoned

• 👠 A woman sues Hamburger Mary’s for $1.5 million after a drag queen beat her in the face with cartoonishly oversized silicone boobs

• 🐝 A contestant on Naked and Afraid gets stung on the penis by a yellow jacket. Yes, the tip. And yes, we have audio.

Plus: Tim’s microphone meltdown, Cheryl Murkowski returns with a hard clit, voicemails from freaks in Roswell, and a listener confesses their horniness for a synthetic diabetic.