Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

On the show today:

• 🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash

• 💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work

• 📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations

• 💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers

• 🐮 Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers' lawns—happy Mother’s Day!

• ☕️ A Greek woman asks ChatGPT to read her husband’s coffee grounds. The AI accuses him of cheating. Divorce ensues.

• 👶 A man films a woman breastfeeding on a bus, justifying it by shouting, “I’m English!” (bold move, perv)

• 🎵 Four new Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominees, including:

  • Depressing spoken-word music therapy

  • A Tears in Heaven duet no one asked for

  • Rayon Bass, the lo-fi king of creepy croons

  • A Linkin Park cover that emotionally collapses on impact

🧙‍♂️ Plus:

• Tim gets a palm reading from ChatGPT and is told he’ll possibly live a long life—how reassuring!

• Discussion of knitters with ‘tude: Cincinnati’s KWA, straight outta Joann’s!

• Voicemails from freaks who only call in to correct Tim’s tiny mistakes. You monsters.

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00:00:00

 Introduction

02:43:06

 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun

05:49:13

 Woman Drives Through Street Fair

09:43:24

 Idiot Child Gets Locked In Store After Theft Attempt

14:50:01

 Too Disabled To Brush Teeth And Shower

20:45:00

 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famers

26:38:12

 Sign Up For The Sideshow!

29:17:01

 Amazon Mother's Day Turd Delivery

32:12:12

 Fortune Telling AI Convinces Woman To Divorce

36:01:24

 Chat-GPT Gives Me Palm Reading

38:30:09

 Recording Women Breastfeeding In Public For Da Spank Bank 

42:36:24

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending