From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling

Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.”

On Today’s Show:

• A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates several laws of man and nature

• Stephen Dawson returns in rare happy form — then immediately barks like a dog and appears to soil himself on camera

• Viewer comments focus less on the performance and more on the mysterious brown stain

• Police body-cam footage of an autistic father stopped while playing Pokémon Go with his son — largely due to suspicious wet pants

• A cop who simply cannot let the piss issue go

• Internet oddball Dr. Parkinstein explains how to locate underground water using “stick magic” (yes, really)

• The Linda Finkel Hall of Fame welcomes a painfully pitchy church performance of “Mary, Did You Know?”

• CES hands out its annual Worst in Show awards for invasive, pointless AI tech — including:

  • A talking AI “soulmate”

  • A refrigerator that listens, watches, and shows ads

  • Voice-controlled appliances nobody asked for

• Penisgate rocks the world of Olympic ski jumping, with allegations athletes are enhancing their junk to gain aerodynamic advantages

• Listener texts, voicemails, fetish rap, electric car nightmares, and a birthday request involving political attack ads and skeleton voices

Plus:

• Pokémon toys mistaken for drug paraphernalia

• AI that’s way too friendly for its own good

• A discussion on piss dribbles vs. full accidents

• The dangers of letting gadgets think they’re your best friend

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