Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

🎙 Distorted View Daily: Memorial Day Mini-Episode
📅 Monday, May 26, 2025
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🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day, freaks! Tim’s coming at ya in Daisy Dukes and dangling testicle fringe to celebrate the holiday with a short but unhinged episode. It’s a gift to America—and to your eyes. Yes, there’s a pic.

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🩲 On Today’s Brief Program:

• 🦅 Tim's tribute to the troops… and his nutsack

• 🎶 A Winthrop High School “Don’t Say the R Word” musical PSA featuring special vocals and Waluigi-in-a-wheelchair energy

• 🔊 Tim reflects on offensive language, tard-based suffixes, and his unyielding allegiance to problematic vocabulary

• 🤐 “FagSposed.com”: A humiliation fetish site where exposed freaks doxx themselves for fun and F.A.G. points

• 📉 Identity theft made easy, courtesy of submissive diaper-wearing degenerates who want you to ruin their lives (and credit)

• 🚔 Police Bodycam Mayhem:

  • A woman found asleep naked in her car after dildo play

  • “I pissed myself” is her legal defense

  • Claims of past trauma, legal jargon, and demands to be raped follow

  • A dildo is the star witness in this courtroom drama

  • “Shoot me!” “Rape me!” “Can I get raped in jail?”—the hits just keep coming

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📸 Today’s Featured Image: Tim’s patriotic cheeks in denim fringe. Freedom has never looked this slutty.