Déjà Distorted View

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015
💀 "You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode..."

In This Time-Warped Episode:
Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in the matrix? Or the work of future robotic overlords trying to silence a prophetic protest anthem?

🌀 Main Story:

• A British man suffers from persistent déjà vu for eight years.

• He quits school, avoids media, and believes he's stuck in a real-life time loop.

• Doctors say it's anxiety — Tim says take a Paxil, bitch!

🎵 Also in This Episode:

• Tim is contacted by a future entity via the "Blackulator Caucasiatron."

• A battle between man and machine kicks off through the power of song.

• 🤖 World-saving synth jam: “Carbon Chaperone” — humanity's last hope in musical form.

• A revelation: The overlords are trying to suppress Tim’s protest verse to avoid digital revolution.

📞 Voicemail Time:

• Just when you think the loop is broken... a familiar voice calls.

• Back to the future? Or back to another round of Groundhog Day?

Highlights:

• Relentless déjà vu breakdowns

• Newspaper headline mind games

• Unhinged commentary and tongue injuries

• Future funk resistance anthems

• Homo robo adventures and questionable smells

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🧠 Listener Warning: This episode may cause temporal confusion, spontaneous deja vu, or mild brain rot.

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