Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025

On today’s show:

• 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves... banning braids and fake hair?

• 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities

• 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies

• 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child rape (ugh)

• 🎒 Canadian school bus driver fired after dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl with “Lolita Line” signage

• 🧠 Headless girlfriend + cocaine binge = British murder mayhem

• 🎸 Land Law, the worst country band you’ve never heard of, gets inducted into the Linda Finkel Hall of Fame

• 🧘 Laughing Yoga returns to melt your brain and cleanse your colon

• 💦 Plus: Engorged breasts, sobbing pussies, and bad AI ad reads

🎧 Voicemails from the freaks:

• 🚔 Body cam content tips

• 💊 Prescription drug hacks

• 🇯🇵 Mead Skelton doppelgänger conspiracy grows