America's Toothless Lesbians Demand Softer Foods - SIDESHOW

Tuesday, May 27th, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive

Happy Tuesday, freaks! On today’s members-only DV extravaganza:

• 💅 Brew-haha at Starbucks! Baristas are striking over new black shirt dress codes. Tim offers some helpful tips for trans baristas on how to cry less and rage more.

• 🦷 Lesbians with dietary restrictions! One toothless gal’s chicken strip trauma leads to a teary takedown of a midwestern bar & grill. (#JusticeForDiane?)

• 🧠 ChadGPT goes rogue! AI threatens to blackmail engineers and snitch on their affairs. Say hello to our sentient overlords.

• 🚗 Parking rage: A Karen attempts to "save" a metered parking spot with her body and nearly gets keyed for her efforts.

• 🧾 7-Eleven drawer drama: A grown-ass woman in pigtails wants to count her register, and she will throw hands to make it happen.

• 🐄 A meaty PSA from Sarah Beck: Deviled ham for the dentally challenged!

• 🥪 Mayo murder: A Checkers employee shoots a customer over condiment complaints.

• 🎥 Final Destination IRL: Ceiling collapses mid-screening. Bruised knees, lawyers called.